Red Bull pun de red road..
De minibus jerk an' I jump out ah meh doze. De bush all roun, de road red in de moon and bus light. I hear a snap.. an' i look at de drivah.. an' de man drinkin' a Red Bull wid one hand an' steerin' wid he odder hand. So.. circumstances mek I decide fuh tek a bus pun Georgetown up to Annai. I go to a nice service. Lady nice, seh, yes yes, I could get front seat. I seh, not bad. I mek sure I didn't eat or drink nuttin so meh stomach aint gun upset. It was since 2003 dat I went wid a bus in de night - wid a big bus. A lady passenger ask me if I know who is de driver. I lookin roun too, because I see beer sharing out an' I hope dat de driver aint tekin a beer fuh de road. All look nice.. dey start loading up. Den I hear some cuss from de man loading up and de man who turn out to be de driver (no beer- good). Dey vex wid a Brazillian man who bring a delicate box. De man want de box stan' up and de loader man seh, whuh you tik dis is, aircraft? A...