Outrage over reasons for Chris Brown concert cancellation

Feminists, hypocrites, unbelievers, believers and cultural activists are outraged at the reasons given for Chris Brown not coming to Guyana .

Chris Brown, renowned for his music and his woman beating habits, was scheduled to perform at a Government supported event. According to reports from unnamed High Jinx officials, political figures made contact with Chris Brown and told him that he better be careful about coming to Guyana because he might get the same treatment he gave Rhianna.

The Hypocrites who first targeted Chris Brown are outraged that APNU gets the credit.


Columnist Stella , speaking from her kitchen where she was stirring her pot of thanksgiving curry, was outraged.. "I spent hours researching the reasons why Chris Brown should not come, and on Facebook , and now not to be named by the Chris Brown team is just awful. How could APNU allow this to happen? APNU should not be taking attention away from those who really work hard on these issues."

Hairy Feminist Vidyaratha Kissoon is embarking on a protest of not wearing deodorant until after Christmas.  Vidyaratha Kissoon is outraged at APNU for hijacking the publicity and attention. Speaking from the debris from the bubble of self-righteousness which exploded, Kissoon said NO NO NO.. APNU has no right to take away our moments in the sun - we spend more time in the sun than APNU on domestic violence and now to hear that because APNU spoke in the air conditioned parliament and that this caused Chris Brown to cancel.
"This is not fair not fair.. and now what will I do on Boxing Day.?"
"I don;t have a life and I was looking forward to embracing him and loving him just like how he love Rhianna.  What will I do with all these posters we had printed to paste up around Georgetown? "

Other hypocrites now have to find safer targets to distract attention away from the big ones in Guyana who abuse women and children and who seem to get away with it.

The Indians Are Confused group also condemn the Chris Brown management team for their reasons for cancellation.

They said that the reasons given by Chris Brown just do not fit into the local realities. The famous Indian artist Shreya Ghoshal performed three days after the violent Agricola protests which were allegedly organised by APNU.
"We find it disgusting, that since violent protests which resulted in cancellation of flights and so on.. did not result in a cancellation of the famous Indian show a few days later, supported by many Indians and other Guyanese from all walks of life who do not normally walk with APNU"

They further went on to say, "months later, it is sickening that a question peacefully raised in parliament could result in the cancellation of a show of a man supported by many Guyanese who from all walks of life who may or may not walk with APNU." 

The Pastors and Christians, many in the ruling party,  who said that Chris Brown should be forgiven are also debating whether to forgive APNU or not.  They are outraged that now APNU puts them on the spot, since it was easier for them to condemn and then forgive the unbelievers who refused to forgive Chris Brown.

Forgiving APNU has serious implications for the political climate and in the middle of Christmas celebrations, they do not want to deal with this moral/political issue.

Some of the ruling party Pastors are also rejecting pressure for them to orchestrate the cancellation of the Cece Winans show and to also blame the APNU protests.

Human rights groups which joined the APNU bandwagon could not be reached for comment because they were shocked at the news that their secret affiliations are out, and that Chris Brown's management actually read their comments and articles. 


Meanwhile, the chief Peaceful Pro Palestine picketer, the Attorney General, when asked about these reasons said that the Feminists, Hypocrites, Unbelievers and others need to learn about how to protest to achieve their aims. He said that the Feminists, Hypocrites, Unbelievers and others need to choose just causes and not derail development and learn to forgive men who beat up women, just like how the Peaceful Pro Palestine group does. He said "look how our peaceful protests today resulted almost immediately in the Hamas/Israel ceasefire."  This must mean that only we are truly righteous.

He then joyfully burst into a rendition of Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil May.


Some unbelievers stupsed and said that Chris Brown was never coming in the first place

The unbelievers who do not believe in forgiveness and so on, vex bad. They are not going to forgive either Chris Brown or APNU for this, since they were looking forward to boxing Chris Brown on Boxing Day. They have decided that in revenge at APNU and YCT, they will go to the Main Street Big Lime organised by the same Ministry that supporting Chris Brown.

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