Cooking and Eating a vegan meal to get an erection..



The recipe for the corn meal hotcakes called for 1 egg and for 1 cup of milk. I had two almost rotten bananas which I had put in the freezer to use as a substitute. 1/4 cup of the mashed banana for the egg with some baking soda.  I mixed the remainder of the banana with some watery coconut milk to substitute for the milk.   (Banana milk - banana blended with water - is a vegan thing)

My late aunt's receipe for the tomato/onion stew called for milk. I decided to use coconut milk.
Feeling nice and self righteous to make the meal vegan. 

All to see if I could get some erectile function even if I have no use for an erection beyond to know if my blood was flowing well.

The documentary,  The Game Changers., tells the story of a lot of male athletes and two females who are vegan. They said their exercise and sports performance improved, increased energy, blood flow when they changed their diet to fully plant based.

I am not an athlete , though I am sure that plant based diet might help me fold and unfold faster and easier into a minibus , and get more energy and so.

 The producers asked three young athletes agreed to do an experiment to see if eating a plant based meal would change their night time pattern of erections.



And yep, the erection pattern changed for them with one beans burrito - more frequent, stronger erections during the night. V is for Vegan rather than Viagra.

I enjoyed my vegan meal.  Felt nice that I was eating vegan and slightly guilty that I was not going to be vegan for awhile.  I have fantasies of a good death of eating a nice big bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream with nuts, and then falling dead face forward into the bowl.

I am sure the vegan equivalent of the dream could be just as tasty.

So I settled for the night. Would things change?

I forgot though, that the change in erection pattern is during the night.

And that more than erectile function during the night, I wanted a good night's dead sleep.

So thankfully I slept, instead of tossing and turning with an erectile function.

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