Who gun get de gay vote?

[De Dragon Diva aint gat credit fuh de blackberry. De Diva ask de pagally coolie bai to put up dese ramblings because is nuff madness dis election season. De pagally bai like de rest ah dem bai aint gat de guts fuh talk]

So it drizzlin' an' de Diva deh hey pun de corner.. keepin' an eye pun tings fuh mek sure no police aint harassin' no body, an' dat everybody get dey fare share ah de limited market of clients. De Diva start to tink politiks..

So.. de Diva.. tinkin' bout de rulin' party.. De Prezzy.. ow.. de prezzy.. ah would vote fuh he any day.. dat bald head.. ow he so handsome an' young.. he agin' graceful.. an' .. ow, ow.. when he busin' out.. ow.. Diva want to know wheh he learn fuh buse suh.. ah mean.. ow.. but ah hear it so unfair , he cyant run again... an' is a whole set ah dry up face people.. some ah ol ol..  Santa Claus.. ow.. he can wine.. Diva and de girls watch as big red put a ball pun he.. ow.. who would ah tell dat a big man like dat could win' suh.. De Diva dem is impressed and seh dat a fun luvin' santa claus like dat.. dat is a good party man.. and de rulin' party , though.. got de bishop pun dey list.. dat just mek meh blood boil, he does only know fuh talk about gay people.. dem..but laff fuh laff.. dey got big anti man pun deh list too (an' ah mean anti-man, not gay ). I not votin' fuh de bishop.. I aint kay how much Santa Claus win' fuh me

Dat odder party.. wid de indian film sounding name.. apnu.. ow.. dem two old man deh.. dey look suh stiff up.. me aint know whah fuh seh.. but Bella deh wid dem..  Bella walkin roun' wid de Vote Apnu Badge an' well.. Bella is a diva too an' well.. but still me aint know.. dem people dem does wine up pun de road one day an' de next day dey in chuch condemning homosexual an' trowin' de blood ah  Jesus pun yuh.. so I ain;' know whah fuh seh..me an de Diva dem gah fuh guh to de meetin' dem fuh see if we gun get chase

De odder party.. well dem.. dey gat dat nice red chubby face man.. but fuh a young man like he friken fuh win' pun de stage like we Prezzy.. and dem.. dem cyant cuss like Prezzy.. an' den dey gat two odder serious lookin' indian wid dem.. is what wrong wid dem, like dey can;t laugh.. ah mean... is Christmas.. ow.. dis party.. me aint know whah fuh seh..

I know none ah dem gun do nuttin' bout no gay rights an' i gah fuh ketch meh han'.. Rain pourin' now. I fughet.. i cyan vote.. dem aint gun allow me fuh tek me pitcha wid me long hair an me makeup.. an' fuh put sex 'male' pun it. Nuttin aint gun change fuh some ah we..










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  1. AnonymousDecember 2, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Indeed, nothing will change for some of us...

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