Comrades, it is the fragrance of progress...
Comrades, it is my duty to speak to you on one of my visits to Guyana. Thank you to all of those who have made me champion of the earth - especially the Mayor .
Comrades, I understand that there are some imperialist foreign minded people amongst you complaining about the garbage in Georgetown. Do not listen to these imperialist foreign minded people.
This is not garbage we have put here. These are the people produced indicators of economic progress which we , Guyanese, have made visible for the world to see.
Every drinks bottle represents an economic transaction, and the disposal of the plastic bottle indicates that we do not have poor people who need to keep that plastic bottle.
Every styrofoam box represents that someone has eaten, and eaten a lot. Every Carib bottle represents money spent on alcohol and that we have no one who wants that bottle to use for anything. Every Kiss Cake Wrapper is our contribution to the Trinidad economy. Every rum bottle a tribute to our industry.
Comrades, keep throwing your plastic bottles and styrofoam boxes on the parapets and in the drains so that those donor agencies and the EIU can see that we are a wealthy people.
They do not need to look at how fat your Ministers are, well those without heart problems, to know that we are a well fed nation. On this point Comrades, thank you for your concern. The reason that I look leaner than my Ministers is that I am running around the world in your interests. My hard working Ministers stay home and they eat and hardly have time to exercise since they are so busy eating, I mean working, for you.
Comrades, some of you have noticed that there are no condoms in that garbage. This I know could be a cause for concern, since people will believe that you are either not having safe sex or that you are not having sex at all. Do not worry Comrades, we are hiding these used condoms so we could get more money for HIV prevention.
Comrades, rest assured. The Mayor and I are working to ensure that we can show the world how the Earth can be saved. Thank you to all of you who do your patriotic duty by throwing your garbage where the donors and EIU and all the foreign people who want to bring us down can see that we are progressing. I urge you to continue to do so in your support of my effort to lead the world in showing them how to save the Earth.
Comrades, we have broken the chains of the past finally. 40 years after Republic, we can show the world without using meaningless figures how much we have achieved.
And when you pass the piles of indicators of economic progress, breathe deeply. Comrades, you are inhaling the fragrance of progress.
Long live our beautiful Republic.
Comrades, I understand that there are some imperialist foreign minded people amongst you complaining about the garbage in Georgetown. Do not listen to these imperialist foreign minded people.
This is not garbage we have put here. These are the people produced indicators of economic progress which we , Guyanese, have made visible for the world to see.
Every drinks bottle represents an economic transaction, and the disposal of the plastic bottle indicates that we do not have poor people who need to keep that plastic bottle.
Every styrofoam box represents that someone has eaten, and eaten a lot. Every Carib bottle represents money spent on alcohol and that we have no one who wants that bottle to use for anything. Every Kiss Cake Wrapper is our contribution to the Trinidad economy. Every rum bottle a tribute to our industry.
Comrades, keep throwing your plastic bottles and styrofoam boxes on the parapets and in the drains so that those donor agencies and the EIU can see that we are a wealthy people.
They do not need to look at how fat your Ministers are, well those without heart problems, to know that we are a well fed nation. On this point Comrades, thank you for your concern. The reason that I look leaner than my Ministers is that I am running around the world in your interests. My hard working Ministers stay home and they eat and hardly have time to exercise since they are so busy eating, I mean working, for you.
Comrades, some of you have noticed that there are no condoms in that garbage. This I know could be a cause for concern, since people will believe that you are either not having safe sex or that you are not having sex at all. Do not worry Comrades, we are hiding these used condoms so we could get more money for HIV prevention.
Comrades, rest assured. The Mayor and I are working to ensure that we can show the world how the Earth can be saved. Thank you to all of you who do your patriotic duty by throwing your garbage where the donors and EIU and all the foreign people who want to bring us down can see that we are progressing. I urge you to continue to do so in your support of my effort to lead the world in showing them how to save the Earth.
Comrades, we have broken the chains of the past finally. 40 years after Republic, we can show the world without using meaningless figures how much we have achieved.
And when you pass the piles of indicators of economic progress, breathe deeply. Comrades, you are inhaling the fragrance of progress.
Long live our beautiful Republic.
excellent! there's more of moliere in you than i thought...;)
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ReplyDeletevidya, u just keep getting better and better!
ReplyDeleteCareful, walk in the corner, I don't want to hear you're a Prado hit and run victim...
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