Party Cup, Foundation Youth and bad man in a bus

Place hot and a hot Orange Bus pull up wid dark tint windows and black trimmings..

Party Cup pun de screen

I know is a risk I teking.. I siddown next to an old man in short pants and nice hat and shirt .. one ah dem man who still gat style.. bus playing music and I hear 'bad man put up yuh han, and baby fadder put up yuh han and all dem who doan use candam is bad man and ting like dat ( suh much fuh de HIV money )

Driver hit Vlissengen Rd and next ting yuh know he speeding down and well.. place hat and I aint notice but old man in de hat holler at de driver.. slow down you have ol people in de bus. Old lady in seat in front of me and young lady in de jump seat.

Bad man driver raise de music and ol man shout louder and driver cussing back.. so you hearing f..k old peole. 'raise yuh hand .. bad gyurl, win down'.. u mudda sk..t. slow down de bus yuh want kill we and de conductor looking nervously round de bus fuh see if anybody else gun cuss.

Bad man driver fiddling wid tape deck.. and conductor have a remote.. old lady in front trying fuh keep de peace..

Conductor ask de old man nicely where he coming off and is by Station Street and .. we hear de old man cussing outside and he didn't pay and de ladies in de bus in de back seat start laffing.. and talking about how bad dem bus does be.. and bad man driver tun up de music again..

I come out at Pike do meh runnins and den had to tek anodda bus.. Foundation Youth.. bright green and black trimmings.. someting bout me today wid dis bright orange, green, black.. halloween?

dis music got cuss.. .. and i see big lady in front.. someting serious.. pass a Stag to de conductor and I wan fuh know if driver teking a sip tuh.. stag is  man beer so I aint know if lady is de realy driver in de bus ... conductor pitch a stag bottle outside.. is a Real Man beer suh.. yeah.. yeah bad man pitch deh bottle and do what dey want anywhere

 someting pun de music bout who chichiman does be useful but i cyan hear because I doan talk fancy english like dem deejay ..and driver cuss up some people who stop he and den loud gaff wid a passenger who seh he gah fuh f...ing guh back to some police station someway..

but i reach church road and come out..

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