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Dear Christian God, Dear Hindu God, Dear Atheist God

Dear Christian God I think I did the right thing by you. I know, I do not believe in you or your Son really so I am probably going straight to hell. There is a Christian who I love dearly. The Christian is devout, obeying all the laws, well sometimes I think. The Christian for example does not eat seven curry from jhandhi, and is careful not to support activities which are not dedicated to You!    The Christian and I used to be close but the Christian also believes in your mandate not to "consort with those who support homosexuality'. I am sure you know in your omnipotence and from the prayers of some of your followers that I am an unrepentant supporter of homosexuality. I know one of your avid followers did call me Lucifer one time. I admitted that I felt nice because Lucifer was supposed to be very handsome. But I know, I should not think like that. So Christian God, the Christian invited me to lunch. I was shocked, pleased and hopeful of a chance that maybe the Chri